Frank and Moon Unit Zappa - Valley Girl

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2024-04-30
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Now I will be absolutely honest, one of the double features I wanted to do was with the 2 "Valley Girl" movies made in the early 1980s. And of course, what better music video to go along with it than "Valley Girl". However, after listening to just the start as I was syncing up the music to a live performance that Moon Unit did on the American TV show "Solid Gold", I remembered how much I hated that song even four decades ago. And even though I am a fan of Frank, I would rather puncture my eardrums with an ice pick than listen to her whining yet again. That was essentially the genesis of my deciding to make it a "Rick Roll". However, then came what to use for the sources for that other than the obvious original music video? And in going through my collection I struck gold. The 1984 movie "Driller". And I have to admit, as much as I find Taija Rae one of the sexiest performers in the first half of the 1980s, this is almost the ultimate in unsexy performances. With her looking almost bored as a guy that looks like Charles Nelson Riley is pumping away. Wearing of all things a polo shirt with a necktie.

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gagjongag12
gagjongag127 months ago
@PornHistorian ha! who takes time to READ when there's porn to be seen?! HAHAHAHA!! but yeah I feel yah, I just.... wish it were s legit porn vid with zappa music, that'd be precious. but on that note... yeah, dancin' fool... yes, (I don't even KNOW baby take your teeth out.) hm... aside from instrumentals (echidnas' arf of you, anyone?) there's ... hm, dancin' fool seems ideal... yah echidna's arf'd be hilarious, you could like... have it be slow motion when the song itself is slower etc.... or even the full length version of "Big Swifty" (where they SAY "make a jazz noise here") but with like all Julie Skyhigh or some shit (there's a bunch of her, like split 16 ways and like an hour long each, super super artsy, almost too much, but they exist and that's kinda awesome.)
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7 months ago
@gagjongag12 And if you had read the description, you would have known exactly what it was. But maybe I should sit down and do a PMV of "Dancing Fool" or "Baby Take Your Teeth Out" next.
gagjongag12
gagjongag128 months ago
you motherFUCKER! I thought I was getting an actual zappa pmv? I had "loved this.' I unloved it.
PornHistorian
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Well, I was living in the San Fernando Valley during that craze. And I make these as part of classic movie "Double Features", and one was "California Valley Girls" and "San Fernando Valley Girls". I was going to add this as the music video, but realized how much I hate the song. A April Fools Day was fast approaching, I decided to just make it a "Rick Roll" instead.
Gshack1961
Gshack19611 year ago
Your description is hilarious!

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