Porn is a celebration of the one and only God, Sexuality.
As the big bang set ablaze the evolutionary processes to create planets, galaxies, suns, and earth; evolutions end goal was humanity. Billions and billions of years all culminating in one thing, the pleasure you feel in your cock. For sexual pleasure and fucking is the greatest honour and privilege for us to behold. In honour of the evolution that brought us here, let us leak, let us goon, let us stare boldly at pretty naked bodies, and jack. the fuck. off.