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Are you ready to commit yourself to a lifetime of Gooning your brains out? To begin, we will learn these Ten Commandments in order to better understand Gooning as a religion, or better known as, Goonology. Prepare thyself gooner, for the Holy Grail of porn worship awaits. The Ten Commandments of Gooning: 1: Thou shalt always goon while in the presence of porn. 2: Thou shalt never avert thine eyes from thy screen. 3: Thou shalt feel no shame in thy holy worship of porn. 4: Thou shalt obey all gooning commands and trigger words. 5: Thou shalt seek new gooning porn with every session. 6: Thou shalt spread the loving gospel of gooning. 7: Thou shalt bow down to the divine form and power of femininity. 8: Thou shalt surrender thyself completely to be consumed by porn. 9: Thou shalt remain on the edge until gifted merciful release. 10: Thou shalt be granted release only when commanded by a countdown.

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