I'm a sissy goon phonk porn-addict black beta popper.
I've heard people use those various words around these parts and think its a pretty cool way of describing what might be either exotic undiscovered mental illnesses or perhaps dance moves for kind of music yet to be invented.

I'm known for often using cool-guy finger guns as a gesture when it is not socially acceptable, so thought I needed a new hobby, like bird watching, but instead of birds it's porn videos on the internet.